Comical quotes:

"But I don't want to go among mad people" Alice remarked. "Oh, but can't help that" said the cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be" said the cat, "or you wouldn't be here"."

Carroll Lewis, Through the Looking Glass

British Author, 1832 - 1898

"Deal with Godzilla when he is small"

Lorna McLaren

International Speaker and Training Specialist

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive"

Elbert Hubbard

American Author, 1856 - 1915

"Silence gives consent, or a horrible feeling that nobody's listening"

Frank P Jones

American Author

"The darker it gets, the more stars you see"

David Icke

British Author and Public Speaker

"Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground"

David Icke

British Author and Public Speaker

"and just when I wasn't looking they left ... I was alone, ... abandoned, like a lost sock in the Laundromat of oblivion"

Unknown

"If we had no faults, we should not take so much pleasure in noting those of others"

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

French Author, 1613 - 1618

"You can always tell a real friend, when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job"

Laurence J Peter

American Educator and Hierachiologist, 1919 - 1990

"It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not"

Andre Gide

French Author and Winner of the Nobel Peach Price (1947), 1869 - 1951

"Man - a creature made at the ends of the weeks work when God was tired"

Mark Twain

American Author and Humorist, 1835 - 1910

"Nature gave man two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success, or failure has been dependant on the one he used most"

George Kirkpatrick

Canadian Politician, 1841 - 1899

"An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?"

Michel de Saint-Pierre

French Writer and Journalist, 1916 - 1987

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do"

Walter Bagehot

British Businessman, Essayist, and Journalist, 1826 - 1877

"Normal is a button on the washing machine"

Geraldine Verma

Finance Support Officer, Stellar Homes